笑話 XD

Yeah, yeah... sorry, lah, you guys, even though there are lots of stuff I would love to share with you guys, but I have been too busy and excited to do any blogging since the end of last year... *sigh...* (I don't suggest you encourage me to start, though, 'cause once I start, I won't be able to stop! XD) (If you really wanna know what that's about, use MSN or SKYPE to contact me directly, lor~ >3<)

Anyways, everytime after a long wait, I find that I always come back the lazy and easy way: by posting jokes forwarded to me by some colleague or other acquaintances.... hee hee... So, here it is, Sushi's lazy-girl's entertainment:

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飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐 …

老外問：What is this?
空姐答：Cake China ( 饅頭 )
老外問：What is this?
空姐答：Pizza China ( 餡餅 )
老外問：What is this?
空姐答：Salad China ( 黃瓜 )
這時空姐放了一個屁
老外又問：What is this?
空姐妙答：Air China ( 中國民航 )

◎　十二條內褲　◎

文化差異在任何地方都得到體現
一個台灣人出國，海關要求打開行李檢查，發現有七條內褲，奇怪問原因
台灣人回答：“Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ... Saturday”　官員明白是一天一條。

接著來了個法國人，官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲，奇怪問原因
法國人回答：“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday”　
星期六，日如何？
NO WEAR.
官員明白法國人浪漫，星期六.日是不穿的。

接著來了個印度人，檢查發現有十二條內褲，官員大惑不解，忙問如何？
印度人慢悠悠回答：“January, February, March, April ......”