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Ramblings of the Forever-12-Year-Old

Monday, December 13, 2004

The Lord of the Rings Personality Test

Although we Christians do not believe in horoscopes and popular psychological tests, etc., this is a fun little test just for entertainment purposes! Hee hee...

Especially because I love the Lord of the Rings so much... You've gotta love it, too, if you are my friend! (J. K. XP) So, go check this out! (Just click on the title to go to the linked page... I don't think I need to explain this again, right? = =") Enter your birthday and it'll tell you what kind of character you are in the Lord of the Rings! hee hee...

Please, please, come back and leave a message to share with everybody about what your result is and your reactions to the results, neh!! @@~

Susie: Geladriel! Mwah~~~~~ (what do you think about that, huh? XD)

Thursday, December 09, 2004

先生與太太的對話

So.... another forwarded message from one of my colleagues.... ha ha.... XD
Not a joke this time, though... a pretty interesting passage, oh~~ ^___^
Check it out! I think it's very true and worth reminding everybody about, neh~~~

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女人必背,男人必看

先生:
我聽說xxx外遇ㄟ,他因為跟老婆之間的感情出了問題,所以有了新女友。 

太太:哇塞,你會不會也是呀。 
先生:不會啦,他是跟他老婆相處有問題,我們沒有呀。 

太太:這樣好了,我先跟你聊聊這些事情。如果有一天,有漂亮的女生約你看電影,而你很想去的話,你就請她來替我們顧小孩,然後我請你去看電影。

如果你在路上看到哪個女生的穿著打扮讓你很欣賞,進而覺得你的老婆不夠漂亮的時候,你去問問她一個月的保養跟置裝預算,然後從你的薪水給我一樣的預算,我想我應該也可以辦得到。

如果你動了心,想跟她結婚的話,那我跟你兒子搬出來住,你跟她搬去跟你媽住三年(要跟我住一樣長的時間喔)。過年過節你都跟她過,然後情人節什麼的我跟你過,祭祖拜拜她去弄,看電影郊遊什麼的我來就好。 

最好她還願意顧你的兒子,這樣我們玩起來才過癮,出國渡假我還可以自費呢,反正我不用孝敬老的,還有一點餘力。 


先生:那還有什麼樂趣,誰要來當我的女朋友 ?
太太:那就對啦,你缺的應該是個佣人來替代掉我的辛勞,讓我有時間有餘裕跟你快樂地去玩耍。當我跟公婆相處觸礁的時候,我需要的是跳開那樣的角色而不受爭議。如果能夠做到這些,我就是你一輩子的女朋友,不然就是老媽子。 


先生:那萬一妳外遇勒 ? 
太太:我告訴你喔,一輩子去伺候一家子的事情,只要一次就夠了,如果我想外遇,我也只想交男朋友,不會想結婚的。所以只要你能定期保養我,我就不會外遇了..


先生:@ @ 我怎麼覺得我很吃虧。 
太太:你現在知道做女人很吃虧了吧。

感言:
看完後是否也有所感呢~~??

現今社會不論男女,都要為家付出,一個家的維繫真的很不容易,若只是單方面的汲汲營營,少了讓家快樂的成份(家人的同心),家是不會溫馨的!

相信你對家的付出,是希望看到和樂健康的家人,不是物質所能換得的虛榮!!

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By the way, just for fun, click on the title to link to a short Flash clip of
"女人為何要血拼" ............... XD

And, of course, leave comments, lah~~ ^___________________^



 


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